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		<title>Gobbledygook! It must be an election year!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 17:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Magar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Romney was MA governor and fought hard for healthcare reform, he said it was absolutely the right thing to do and he&#8217;s proud of it. Now that he&#8217;s running for president and needs the baggers who hate healthcare (or &#8230; <a href="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/2011/10/gobbledygook-it-must-be-an-election-year/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Romney was MA governor and fought hard for healthcare reform, he said it was absolutely the right thing to do and he&#8217;s proud of it. Now that he&#8217;s running for president and needs the baggers who hate healthcare (or anything Obama-ish), he&#8217;s squirming by saying it should be a state issue, not Fed! Oh, so it was a great idea for Massachusetts but not for the rest of America? Here comes the gobbledygook! It must be an election year!</p>
<p>Do candidates really believe we will never catch their lies and double-talks? Caught red-handed with accepting $30,000 in Fed funds, Bachmann ridiculously justified that the <a href="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Mbachmann1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-742" title="Mbachmann" src="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Mbachmann1-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>money was used by her husband&#8217;s counseling clinic to help his employees get training and did not directly benefit her?  Hello? That&#8217;s a valid answer? But that’s exactly whom these  Federal funds were supposed to assist. Her hubbie&#8217;s clinic was more than happy to use the Fed training money that she abhors publicly? More gobbledygook?</p>
<p>Farm subsidies? Bachmann says the family farm is owned by her in-laws (not herself) so that&#8217;s OK for them to receive the $260,000 Fed subsidies she is railing against? Is she <em>that</em> dishonest? Her financials revealed a six-figure income from that same &#8220;in-laws owned&#8221; farm. Is she mentally challenged or does she think <em>we</em> are? More gobbledygook? Don’t her supporters see or care to see her glaring hypocrisies and outright lies?</p>
<p>When confronted with these moronic statements, Bachmann panics and hides behind religion exclaiming she’s a Christian and that God steers her political course. What? She now thinks religious people are stupid? Michele, please don&#8217;t blame God for your irrational behavior. Even conservative newscaster Chris Wallace asked her on a recent interview if she was <em>a flake</em>. I&#8217;m pretty sure God doesn&#8217;t like flakes who outright lie. How much hypocrisy can we allow? Who would wish to elect a true flake as our leader? The ’08 Palin close call was not enough to terrify us? Why do we set so low a bar? How did we get <em>here</em> in America? Even tea baggers are smart enough to see these lying irrational explanations. Aren&#8217;t they? They MUST be!</p>
<p>And the most promising, wise, intelligent, rational GOP candidate with the proper experience to be president, Jon Huntsman, is not even being considered because he is too…too…well, too intelligent and rational and fair-minded for the baggers to support. They can&#8217;t back him because he believes in something as outrageous to them as&#8230;as&#8230;evolution? They prefer a numbskull and lying Bachmann over a bright and rational Huntsman as a presidential candidate? Crazy? Insanity? It must be an election year! Gobbledygook!</p>
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		<title>The Honor of a President’s Moral Grace</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Magar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I believe we are an incredibly lucky people and an honored nation to have this man in the White House. And many of us, do not deserve him. As much as I applaud and admire debate and hearing all sides &#8230; <a href="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/2011/09/the-honor-of-a-president%e2%80%99s-moral-grace/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe we are an incredibly lucky people and an honored nation to have this man in the White House. And many of us, do not deserve him. As much as I applaud and admire debate and hearing all sides on issues, we are dealing with such bottom of the barrel mentally-challenged hateful rhetoric on the Republican side that I believe they have not earned the privilege of President Obama’s leadership. They can disparage and disown him all they want, but in the end, they do not deserve him.</p>
<p>They have indeed created the “circus” of congressional squabbling and paralysis we all despise and are already accusing him of giving us an empty lecture rather than making a visionary call-to-action speech…because they don’t know what else to say and must oppose him no matter how obviously bright and inspirational he is as our leader. The most fun part of the speech last night was watching the Boehners and the Cains and the McConnells as they writhed with obvious inner panic of what possible rhetoric crap can they come up with to oppose the president’s rational wisdom in designing the much-needed American Jobs Act to improve our economy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Barack.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-672" title="Barack" src="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Barack.jpg" alt="" width="213" height="184" /></a>But he left them not a morsel of squirm as they secretly fear that no American is silly enough to listen to their nonsense or can’t see what is so obviously the right choice to anyone with half a brain. Regardless of the constant daily criticism he endures by all who oppose him no matter what position he takes, regardless of the cowardly attacks by irrational divisive people who offer nothing except constitutional babble, regardless of the disconnect we are having with a crazed Tea movement &#8211; led by a Bachman who insanely preaches God punished us with Hurricane Irene because of our government ineptness (WHAT?), and a Perry who stuns the world by allowing us to glimpse his dangerously deficient IQ when denying the validity of &#8220;science&#8221; itself (double WHAT?) &#8211; we are truly honored by Obama’s inspiring intelligence and unbending decency.</p>
<p>The cream rises above the sewage, above the vomit of idiocy…and the President brings not only honor but rationale, hope, optimism, and a fierce leadership and belief that America’s best is just ahead of us. How does he do it? What a display of a granite-strong inner core and show of moral guidance to stay above the fray and focus on being president. His genuine belief in all of us – all that we have achieved and still can do &#8211; and his vision of what is best for America, honors us with his genuine moral grace.</p>
<p>But isn’t this why we elected him? For the decency and bright mind he brought to our table? Weren’t we all so fed up with the stench of the previous eight years of utter mediocrity and mismanagement in the White House? How quickly we forget. We are a fickle nation.</p>
<p>Mr. President, you’ve asked all of us who agree with your ambitious plan to raise our voices…let mine be heard loudly. Bravo Barack! Four more years!</p>
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		<title>Blagojevich the Jackass</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Magar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t get it. We all want the very best doctors to operate on us, the very best pilots to fly our airplanes, but why is the bar so damn low for politicians? For our leaders? I love my country &#8230; <a href="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/2011/08/blagojevich-the-jackass/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t get it. We all want the very best doctors to operate on us, the very best pilots to fly our airplanes, but why is the bar so damn low for politicians? For our leaders?</p>
<p>I love my country and I just have to speak  out. And yes I know politicians are not presently on anyone&#8217;s happy list, but this one is truly a bottom feeder we need to make sure never fools us again.</p>
<p><img id="il_fi" class="alignleft" src="http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/gov.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="196" />In recent U.S. history  &#8211; say the last century - has there been a bigger loser, a bigger numbskull than the ex-governor of Illinois: Rod Blagojevich? When this guy got caught red-handed trying to &#8220;sell Obama&#8217;s senate seat&#8221; vacated when he won the presidency, he kept saying over and over he did nothing wrong, and when the facts come out, he will be found <em>absolutely innocent</em>. He even talked &#8220;the Donald&#8221; (another genius but don&#8217;t get me started!) into this assumption of innocence when he was flailing his mediocrity on <em>Celebrity Apprentice</em>. He proved to be the biggest mentally-challenged useless player in reality game show history! And that&#8217;s saying a lot! He should be a regular on <em>WIPEOUT&#8230;</em>would love to see him get clobbered weekly rather than do time in jail!</p>
<p>So now, he was just convicted of <strong>17</strong> (that&#8217;s SEVENTEEN) counts of corruption including trying to sell that very same Obama senate seat. What happened, Rod? The papers reported he was &#8220;stunned&#8221; by these convictions. This guy is so spaced, he believes that no matter how corrupt he was, it&#8217;s OK if you&#8217;re a governor?  He really thinks he can get away with anything, any lie, and that we&#8217;re all stupid enough to believe him&#8230;and that he can be as immoral as he wants? He has in the past&#8230;he got elected TWICE in Illinois. How is this possible? How can they be so careless in Illinois? How can we be in any state in America?</p>
<p>Earth to Rod&#8230;two trials and SEVENTEEN COUNTS, bro! Maybe after 10 years in jail you&#8217;ll finally GET IT. It&#8217;s not us, ROD&#8230;it&#8217;s YOU! You are GUILTYYY! You did wrong! You&#8217;re a crook!</p>
<p>We need to be much more vigilant and prudent in choosing (voting) our politicians from all parties. We cannot and should not vote for the bottom of the barrel candidates. We should find and demand <em>our best and brightest</em> to run to run our country and represent us in an increasingly complex world?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s at least do our part and raise the bar: no more Rods! No more Arnolds! No more Jesses! And especially, no more candidates like Christine who promised us she was not a witch? No more Sarahs&#8230;ever again <em>please</em>! Only the brightest need apply for political office&#8230;and yes from all parties! Why is that so difficult for us? Don&#8217;t we deserve great smart moral (as in non-lying) leadership?</p>
<p>Mitt Romney recently said that &#8220;he&#8221; was out of work just like unemployed folks, and of course blamed Obama for his jobless financial hardship. How immoral  is that statement? How big of a lie to us the idiot electorate? Mitt is worth $250 million&#8230;1/4 billionaires do NOT look for work&#8230;or work any job for that matter&#8230;unless it is a super ego job like a governorship or presidency that provides top quality &#8220;power heroin&#8221; better than any bank account. Why else would he spend $35 million in his 2008 campaign run, and probably double that if he becomes the Republican candidate&#8230;for  a job that pays $400K per year?</p>
<p>And the new hottie Rick Perry? Well, every report I&#8217;ve heard says this guy is nowhere near as &#8220;bright&#8221; as the last genius out of the Texan governorship: good ole George. And he&#8217;s the &#8220;new hope&#8221; to unite the Tea Party? Do you see what I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;?</p>
<p>All I ask is for our elected officials to be <em>as bright as possible</em> and with <em>a steel moral compass</em> so they can be rational and fair in representing all of us. Regardless of your politics, I&#8217;m sure we can agree at the very least that President Obama is a <em>very bright guy</em> and we can trust his <em>morality </em>which includes his compassion<em>, </em>and yes I voted for him and will again for those 2 reasons. But has the horrendously harsh media scrutiny of our elective process scared off our brightest and most talented to run for office? Only the egomaniacs (Donald!) and crap for brains (Michele B!) are willing? If so, how sad for America.</p>
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		<title>Budget Madness in America!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 01:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Guy Magar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So let&#8217;s get this straight. The right-wing Republicans strong-armed by the Tea Baggers want to make whatever irrational mindless changes regardless of the harm to the country and to the world? They basically want to sabotage America so it reflects &#8230; <a href="http://www.kissmequickbeforeishoot.com/2011/07/543/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So let&#8217;s get this straight. The right-wing Republicans strong-armed by the Tea Baggers want to make whatever irrational mindless changes regardless of the harm to the country and to the world? They basically want to sabotage America so it reflects badly on the man in charge so they can defeat him in 2012? Isn&#8217;t that their real bottom-feeder mission? Why else would their proposal include a review of this same fiscal fiasco next year just before the elections? Duh!</p>
<p>So, none of these right-wingers and moronic TBs have any children in schools so it&#8217;s OK to slash education budgets that are already way too low? None have any parents or elderly relatives who need their social security and disability checks? None have any friends or relatives that need medicare or medicaid health benefits? None have family or friends who are financially hurting, unemployed, or losing their homes? OK!</p>
<p>And all this so we do not have a fair and balanced approach where the top TWO PERCENT of the wealthiest Americans would have higher taxes &#8211; which they can easily afford to pay &#8211; since they now have the lowest rates in modern history thanks to the Bushy cuts? OK!</p>
<p>So, the thinking is let&#8217;s screw everyone &#8211; the kids, the elderly, the sick, the poor, the middle class, the retired, the already in great financial trouble - in order to make the very rich RICHER? Is this correct? Do I have this madness right?</p>
<p>Do you have to be a Martian to see how irrational and idiotic and unfair and hurtful this is? No one learns from history and how all nations decline when social class differences become so separate and unbalanced? How did we get here?</p>
<p>Very simple. This is the result of idiotic, power-hungry, and divisive thinking from people who are simply not very bright and who favor blind ideology over rational judgment! &#8220;No new taxes&#8221; has been a mindless rant at every election for the last 200 years! And yes this includes everyone from Sarah Palin to Michele Bachmann and to the Becks and Hannitys and Coulters and Limbaughs. These folks used to be very marginalized&#8230;a small percentage of biased lunatics we could ignore who were only listened to by the white trash, non-thinking blind followers of America.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, due to a rotting educational system, we&#8217;re not getting any brighter&#8230;thus, more and more are listening to the angry right-wing fringe who want power at any cost, and the (getting-larger) unemployed blue collar crowd who blame the current president for their woes because it is the easy thing to do when irrational (&#8230;and racist for some!) And all of this is leading to the continuing decline of America&#8230;a great nation slowly decaying&#8230;and hours away from showing the world we can no longer be rational and united. We prefer to force new dumb ideologies (make the rich richer and screw all entitlements) down our throats or go BANKRUPT!</p>
<p>Every single person wants to reduce our budget deficits and get America on a sounder financial future. We can do this rationally and as fairly as possible which one of the brightest and most morally concerned presidents in modern history wants to do&#8230;or allow mindless partisanship and bully mentally-challenged to tear America&#8217;s heart?</p>
<p>How very very sad for all of us who love our country and had such great hope and promise for the USA to lead the future of the world with our moral intellect and united banner of freedom and trying to always do the right thing&#8230;one country, indivisible?</p>
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