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ALMOST DECAPITATING
DREW BARRYMOREThe steps could now be heard just a few feet away from the other side of the door. NOW! I unlocked it, flung it open, and screamed like a maniac, “AHHH!” as I wound up the machete over my shoulder, ready to swing it down and decapitate the intruders…uh, well, if need be!
Right in front of me, with bug-eyes and screaming even louder than me “AHHHHHH!” were two females, terrified out of their minds! There stood my wife Jacqui’s friend Ildiko, and her eight-year-old daughter Drew Barrymore! Yeah, that Drew!
I almost decapitated poor Drew, who was screamin’ in fear of the crazy wild man about to swing this frightening machete down on her. She looked as terrified as when we had all seen her famous scream upon meeting Spielberg’s E.T. just a few months earlier on our movie screens! Sorry Drew.
Category Archives: Reality Shows
WANTED: An American Hero – FOUND: Dancing’s J.R. Martinez
America loves its heroes. The ‘84 TV series Cover Up which I had directed had Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out For a Hero” as the show’s theme song which was a huge hit tune in its time and still one of … Continue reading
Posted in Book Lovers, Celebrity in America, Entertainment News, Filmmaking, Hollywood Industry, Movie Magic, Reality Shows, Romance and Soulmates, Uncategorized
Tagged America's Heroes, Bonnie Tyler, Cover Up, Dancing with the Stars, Holding Out for a Hero, J.R. Martinez, Karina Smirnoff, Tim McGraw
Blagojevich the Jackass
I don’t get it. We all want the very best doctors to operate on us, the very best pilots to fly our airplanes, but why is the bar so damn low for politicians? For our leaders? I love my country … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrity in America, Election Year Liars Emerge, Entertainment News, Politics Today, President Obama, Reality Shows, Tea Bagger Hypocrisy
Tagged Brightest for Office, Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump, Game Shows, Illinois Politics, Illinois voters, Michele Bachman, Mitt Romney, President Obama, Rick Perry, Rod Blagojevich, Sarah Palin
BOOM! End of American Civilization?
As I noted in my memoir, for me, the TV show WIPEOUT is the symbolic beginning of the end of American civilization. Whatever smarts we had, whatever dignity we had, it went out the backend sphincter of this show. To … Continue reading
