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Below is a list of all the posts on Kiss Me Quick Before I Shoot.  Click the post title to view the full text of the post.

  • Welcome All Visitors June 19, 2011
  • Kismet: Spielberg & JJ & SUPER-8 July 24, 2011
  • BOOM! End of American Civilization? July 25, 2011
  • Save Our Great Resource: TEACHERS! July 27, 2011
  • Budget Madness in America! July 28, 2011
  • Film Scams and Aroma-Scope! July 31, 2011
  • Cowboys & Aliens & Smurfs? August 1, 2011
  • Remembering Bubba August 4, 2011
  • Blagojevich the Jackass August 13, 2011
  • Cinematic Magic: IRIS August 21, 2011
  • Spielberg’s AMBLIN’ to Cameron’s XENOGENESIS: The Promise of Short Films September 2, 2011
  • The Honor of a President’s Moral Grace September 9, 2011
  • Every Month is Cancer Awareness Month September 14, 2011
  • WANTED: An American Hero - FOUND: Dancing's J.R. Martinez October 6, 2011
  • Gobbledygook! It must be an election year! October 13, 2011
  • An Arab Spring or an Arab Fall? October 18, 2011
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Hollywood! October 26, 2011
  • GREEN ZONE: Top Ten of the Decade November 11, 2011
  • James Cameron's SHRIEK before AVATAR! November 27, 2011
  • Book Lovers: A Memoir for the Holidays December 12, 2011
  • SPIELBERG & WILLIAMS: The Divine Union of Film & Music January 21, 2012
  • HBO’s "GAME CHANGE": McCain’s National Shame of Palin February 22, 2012
  • HOLLYWOOD LORE: “Gimme A Bullet Hit Here...Like This!" May 12, 2012

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  • ALMOST DECAPITATING
    DREW BARRYMORE

    The steps could now be heard just a few feet away from the other side of the door. NOW! I unlocked it, flung it open, and screamed like a maniac, “AHHH!” as I wound up the machete over my shoulder, ready to swing it down and decapitate the intruders…uh, well, if need be!

    Right in front of me, with bug-eyes and screaming even louder than me “AHHHHHH!” were two females, terrified out of their minds! There stood my wife Jacqui’s friend Ildiko, and her eight-year-old daughter Drew Barrymore! Yeah, that Drew!

    I almost decapitated poor Drew, who was screamin’ in fear of the crazy wild man about to swing this frightening machete down on her. She looked as terrified as when we had all seen her famous scream upon meeting Spielberg’s E.T. just a few months earlier on our movie screens! Sorry Drew.

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