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Below is a list of all the posts on Kiss Me Quick Before I Shoot.  Click the post title to view the full text of the post.

  • Welcome All Visitors June 19, 2011
  • Kismet: Spielberg & JJ & SUPER-8 July 24, 2011
  • BOOM! End of American Civilization? July 25, 2011
  • Save Our Great Resource: TEACHERS! July 27, 2011
  • Budget Madness in America! July 28, 2011
  • Film Scams and Aroma-Scope! July 31, 2011
  • Cowboys & Aliens & Smurfs? August 1, 2011
  • Remembering Bubba August 4, 2011
  • Blagojevich the Jackass August 13, 2011
  • Cinematic Magic: IRIS August 21, 2011
  • Spielberg’s AMBLIN’ to Cameron’s XENOGENESIS: The Promise of Short Films September 2, 2011
  • The Honor of a President’s Moral Grace September 9, 2011
  • Every Month is Cancer Awareness Month September 14, 2011
  • WANTED: An American Hero - FOUND: Dancing's J.R. Martinez October 6, 2011
  • Gobbledygook! It must be an election year! October 13, 2011
  • An Arab Spring or an Arab Fall? October 18, 2011
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Hollywood! October 26, 2011
  • GREEN ZONE: Top Ten of the Decade November 11, 2011
  • James Cameron's SHRIEK before AVATAR! November 27, 2011
  • Book Lovers: A Memoir for the Holidays December 12, 2011
  • SPIELBERG & WILLIAMS: The Divine Union of Film & Music January 21, 2012
  • HBO’s "GAME CHANGE": McCain’s National Shame of Palin February 22, 2012
  • HOLLYWOOD LORE: “Gimme A Bullet Hit Here...Like This!" May 12, 2012

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  • A DUEL FOR THE BRIDE

    Once the breathtaking Jacqui arrived and got off the flowered carriage in the middle of 300 open-mouthed guests, four “scoundrels” in costume regalia unsheathed their swords, grabbed Jacqui (who feigned a helpless maiden), and announced they were kidnapping the bride.

    “Unhand that woman for she is mine!” The hooligans froze in their tracks when my booming voice erupted. The hero had arrived. Everyone applauded. I exchanged nasty words with the scoundrels, and then we drew swords. It was a riot. I had rehearsed this blazing sword fight with my actor/stuntmen buddies the day before; now, with adrenaline pumping in front of 300 guests, we almost killed each other! Thankfully they remembered it was my wedding day and the plot was for me to win the maiden’s hand. I rescued my princess just like in the movies.

    It was my Errol Flynn life moment!

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